went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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