Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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