I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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