Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She announced her abortion via fbk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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