If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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