I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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