yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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