Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My pussy is not your playground.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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