But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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