My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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