If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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