i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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