Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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