In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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