i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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