Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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