i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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