i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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