I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
my shit smells like andre
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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