I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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