I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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