Sry I called you an 8
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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