I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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