Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I understand Curling. That high.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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