Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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