I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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