she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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