haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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