Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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