and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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