Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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