There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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