conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My breasts were aching with rage.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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