she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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