Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so let's talk penis.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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