I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When did angry sex become our thing?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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