escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
We left the knife in your bed.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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