If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just had sex on a roof
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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