Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm really busy with my period
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