Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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