I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
