Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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