Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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