I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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