On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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