I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
