Whod you bang
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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