I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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