I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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