have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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