real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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