I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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