Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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