I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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